brother 1: french and Indian!! that has nothing to do with America!
sister 2 rolls her eyes and doesn't even bother explaining
brother2: why do we have to know this! it's bad enough we have to learn this in history!
mother ignores him and continues to alternate between asking history trivia, doing her nail polish, and trying to convince father not to go more than 25 miles above the speed limit.
sister 1 and 2:fcg, you got a new text message!
fcg:that's it, i'm not sitting in the middle anymore!
fcg and sister 2 switch places. now fcg can safely text behind sister 2's skirt which is hanging, and doesn't have to be wary of mother's ever watchful eye
mother:fcg, are you texting cha cha for the answers?
sister 2: fcg! sister 1 fell asleep! give me your phone (proceeds to take pictures, all of which are extremely unflattering)
sister 2, waking suddenly: wait! i forgot a pair of shoes at home!
brother 2: please! you won't have enough time in the whole weekend to wear all the clothing you pack! you don't need to pack everything you own!