Sunday, February 1, 2009

REAL Harry Potter fans...

1. wait for their Hogwarts letter, even once they've passed the age of 17.

2. have tried to speak to snakes in the zoo.

3. whisper words like "Pig Snout" or "Caput Draconis" when trying to open locked doors.

4. own and can tell over Tales of Beedle the Bard.

5. practice non-verbal spells in their head during boring classes.

6. point at things and mutter "Accio" while trying to retrieve them.

7. call people "filthy little Mudblood" when really trying to insult them.

8. will try to follow spiders if they ever see a trail of them.

9. have spent countless hours, walking back and forth down long stretches of hallways, muttering to themselves, trying to find the Room of Requirement.

10. have eaten countless jelly beans, hoping for an earwax-flavored one.


G6 said...

I forwarded this to "the millionaire", who also happens to be a die hard HPF.
I heard laughing all the way from the next room - not an easy feat.
Great post!

tembow said...


Mikeinmidwood said...

My brother would like this.

nmf #7 said...

ROFL! Thanks for the laugh!

stam[azoid] said...

VERY cute! did you ever see these jelly bellys by the way?? each color has two flavors, normal and gross, like black = licorice or skunk!

Dude with hat (aka BTS) said...


I actually haven't watched Harry Potter yet`

Something Different said...

Ha ha ha. My brother used to call my mother's broom his nimbus 2000. ;-)