me: hi uncle
uncle: hi niece
me: what's up?
me: nothing. i am waiting for a very slow program to do whatever it's supposed to do
ooh i gotta show u my new phone
i got a voyager
uncle: you should see mine
i guarantee that mine is cooler
me: what phone yo you have?
uncle: i got a berry
me: well mine has a touch screen
me: ...but I'm sure yours nice too
uncle: mine has e-mail, Internet, pictures, video, does the dishes and takes out the garbage
me: well mine can hit more home runs than Derek Jeter, and can save AIG from collapsing
uncle: OK, you win
it's a game that never gets tired. no matter how old we are, we're always out to prove that we're better, stronger and healthier. that what we have is prettier, faster, and shinier