sister 1 is lauding all the wonderful things about her new chocolate3. fcg is pretending to be annoyed at her constant chattering, but really she's just plain jealous that she's getting so much agony from her old krazr and so little sympathy from the Verizon techs
fcg: why don't you stick your head in a vice and I'll turn the handle till your skull explodes?
sister 1: because that would be detrimental to my existence
fcg: yea i guess that would complicate things a bit...
sister 1: wamu is the best bank ever.
fcg: oh really?
sister 1: yea, they have game boys there!
fcg: oh boy!
(slight whooshing noise as sarcasm goes over sister 1's head)
sister 1: yea when i went with BF she sat on the floor and played while i spoke to a banker (mind you, BF is 21..)
i feel bad for people who don't have sisters like mine....