Thursday, September 4, 2008

random conversation with sister 1

sister 1 is lauding all the wonderful things about her new chocolate3. fcg is pretending to be annoyed at her constant chattering, but really she's just plain jealous that she's getting so much agony from her old krazr and so little sympathy from the Verizon techs

fcg: why don't you stick your head in a vice and I'll turn the handle till your skull explodes?

sister 1: because that would be detrimental to my existence

fcg: yea i guess that would complicate things a bit...

amiable silence...

sister 1: wamu is the best bank ever.

fcg: oh really?

sister 1: yea, they have game boys there!

fcg: oh boy!

(slight whooshing noise as sarcasm goes over sister 1's head)

sister 1: yea when i went with BF she sat on the floor and played while i spoke to a banker (mind you, BF is 21..)

i feel bad for people who don't have sisters like mine....

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think your sister 1 sounds like an amusing and loving person. maybe she is into her appearance a bit too much. but don't be jealous, you get the car more often...

frumcollegegirl said...

that's true...but she def. knows cuz i tell her all the time...

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

I've never heard of a bank that had gameboys before.

I can imagine your annoyance at hearing your sister speak about her phone when yours isn't working well.